Wednesday, July 28, 2010

What is your best piece of advice?

YOU CANNOT BE ANYTHING IF YOU WANT TO BE EVERYTHINGWhat is your best piece of advice?
the people that are your friends shouldnt care if your a crazy person.. and people who you dont know, might care, but you will never see them again.. have fun and dont worry what people care about you, because if they think badly of you, why the hell should you care, just go crazy, play pranks, go outside, have friends, dont be a lame teenager because you only get to be once. What is your best piece of advice?
Never expect that feeling bad for yourself after an accident, death or illness is a good idea, because after a day of people offering their condolences.. you are just another burden they must get off their back.





I learned this after my car accident. I felt horrible and it didn't matter how bad I felt because no one was going to forget their fun time to come sit with me and be with me for a bit and miss their fun.





From that day on I have never expected anyone to do anything for me or make me happy, it's all done in house ;)
Treat everyone like you'd want to be treated, but some people are toxic and are best avoided. A graphic design teacher gave me that advice when it came to choosing clients, but it really does apply to every situation I've ever dealt with.
if you rub it, good things will happen. this can apply either to yourself or with a woman, it's just good advice all around.
';Never run dry';. You can apply this to anything but then again everything.
Run, run, run, run as fast as you can. And run backwards while you're at it.
Don't let temporary emotions cause permanent problems
Never divorce and then remarry the same woman you divorced.
Don't believe anything you hear and half of what you see...
Tequila shots, definitely!.
Keep your mouth shut and your ears open. Can't go wrong that way.
After today it's 'Don't ask any questions'
Don't let others pack your parachute.
If it doesn't smell good, don't eat it.
Always come home with your underwear whether they are in your purse or not!
if you cant be good then be good at it!
a diamond without pressure is a piece of coal
don't let your possessions possess you
Stay away from Yellow snow.
dont think it...... do it
If your not in bed by 11, come home....
Live life for the moment.
Always wipe front to back.
If you want something done- Do it yourself
don't sweat the small stuff....life is too short
Life is fragile - handle with prayer
Live long and prosper
Handcuffs can be fun
Suck it and see
live and let live!! :D

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